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Full Name: Michael A. Baxendale

Birthtown: Attelboro, Massachusetts

Birthdate: 9/15/66

What Is Your Idea Of The Perfect Day Off: Tuesdays.

Define Happiness: Having Tuesdays off.

Last Smart Thing You Did: Cured Cancer.

Last Dumb Thing You Did: When I lost the cure for cancer.

Do You Have Any Hidden Talents: I was born to dance.

What’s The Biggest Mistake You Ever Made: Saying in 1995 “Gee, O’Brien doesn’t seem all that bad. I think I will accept the job!”.

One Secret No One Knows About You: I have a prehensile tail.

Who Deserves A Punch In The Mouth: The Amish.

Favorite Rarely Used Word: Salary Increase (Actually that’s two words but why split hairs)

Bax’s Top 5

Top 5 Bands

1. Rubber Bands
2. Band saws
3. Hus-bands
4. Band-anas
5. Band-a-leros

Best Concerts

1. Neal Diamond ’78 World Tour, May 10th
2. Neal Diamond ’78 World Tour, May 11th
3. Neal Diamond ’78 World Tour, May 13th
4. Neal Diamond ’78 World Tour, May 14th
5. Neal Diamond ’81 US Tour, September 17th

Top 5 T.V. Shows

1. The one where Mr. Brady loses his plans at the amusement park
2. The one where Marsha breaks her nose
3. Greg moves into the attic
4. The one where Peter and Sam the Butcher get locked in the meat freezer
5. The one where Davy Jones meets Marsha

Top 5 Foods

1. Fats
2. Carbs
3. Riboflavin
4. Partially Hydrogonated Oil
5. Red Dye #5

Top 5 Movies

1. Police Academy
2. Police Academy II
3. Police Academy III
4. Police Academy V
5. Police Academy VI

Top 5 Cars

1. The Cars
2. Panorama
3. Candy-O
4. That other one they did
5. The Best of the Cars

Top 5 Vacation Spots

1. December 21st-26th
2. March 3rd-10th
3. July 1st-7th
4. August 19th-25th
5. All of November

Top 5 Places You Would Most Likely Be Seen At

1. Bathroom
2. Living Room
3. Bedroom
4. Kitchen
5. Basement

Funniest People Alive

1. Pope Benedict XVI
2. CNN’s Lou Dobbs
3. 10% Charlie
4. Shemp (Deceased)
5. Dan Rather