John O'Brien



5:30 - 10a


Full Name: John Patrick O'Brien Esq.

Birthtown: Bronx, NY (In the hood)

Birthdate: 6/10/60

What Is Your Idea Of The Perfect Day Off: One where I don't have to go to work.

Define Happiness: I'll let you know when I find it.
Last Smart Thing You Did: I'll let you know when I do it.

Last Dumb Thing You Did: Counting this?

Do You Have Any Hidden Talents: Yes but only certain people can see them.

What's The Biggest Mistake You Ever Made: Counting this?

One Secret No One Knows About You: I have no sex organs.

Who Deserves A Punch In The Mouth: The person who wrote this survey.

Favorite Rarely Used Word: Confrontatory.


John's Top 5


Top 5 Bands

1. Pink Floyd
2. The Machine
3. Roger Waters
4. Anybody who plays Pink Floyd

Best Concerts


1. Pink Floyd
2. Roger Waters
3. The Machine
4. Bob Seger
5. Yanni

Top 5 T.V. Shows


1. Third Watch
2. ER
3. NYPD Blue
4. Law & Order - All of them
5. Spongebob Squarepants

Top 5 Foods


1. Hamburgers
2. Hotdogs
3. Chicken
4. Meatloaf
5. Crabs

Movies


1. Beaches
2. About Last Night
3. Breakfast Club
4. Dinner At Tiffany's

Top 5 Cars


1. Pinto
2. Vega
3. Yugo
4. Matador
5. Gremlin

Top 5 Vacation Spots


1. Brideport
2. Palmer
3. 3 Mile Island
4. Chernobal
5. Disney World

Places You Would Most Likely Be Seen At


1. Lindsay Lohan's house
2. Angelina Jolie's Gynocologist's Office
3. Beyonce's Proctologist

Funniest People Alive

1. Bax & O'Brien
2. No one else